You aren't born an artist, unless you're Rachel Starr, then you're born with a lot of awesome, um, talents.

 Rachel Starr is hot

But if you're like me, your artist within needed some time to develop. To show you that I wasn't always the famous, hilarious and incredibly handsome renaissance man you know and love, I'm going to show you one of my early art projects I just rediscovered.

This is my third grade version of a turkey that my mommy still decorates our house with come Thanksgiving. My brothers' projects are much better than mine, but I like this one because it sort of looks like a middle finger.

My turkey

This ridicularious thing is supposed to be a turkey. I made it out of construction paper, a coat hanger, lots of glue and apparently a Champion sticker. 

More Turkey

As you can see, the head is on backwards. If you look closely, you can see that I spelled out C-A-S-E on one line, and then just tossed the Y in as an afterthought. Which should tell you something. Actually, it tells you that I've been having trouble spelling my own name ever since I could write. And I still misspell my name more than any other word, even when I just write KC. 

I think one of my brothes put the Champion sticker over my autograph as a little stick in the eye. But who knows? 

Do you guys have some stupid looking art projects from your younger years?

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