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Ice Pick Usage

  • by Xavier Holland
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  • January 7, 2010
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Xavier Holland New York, NY

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Anonymous January 8, 2010
5% picking ice
5% picking nose
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Gavin Pitt January 8, 2010

You can use an ice-pick for picking ice? Geez, I have to go tell Sharon Stone!
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Court Sullivan January 7, 2010
Isn't an ice picker just a really sharp pointer? I mean, when you're picking the ice you want to buy from a larger batch of ice.

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