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Intermittently mention “The Kremlin.” Smart people discuss this often.
We’re living in a day and age where kids think they can trash talk a member of the Royal Family on Fortnite.
The goal is to attract deranged perverts and I just thought that maybe I could attract a higher class of horny weirdos, someone I could vibe with.
It absolutely snuck up on me, even though I’m 32 years old and have lived in the tri-state area my entire life.
When people told me they thought this song was about sexual relations, this corn-shuckin’ country boy was shocked.
When Bob Ross painted you, he always put the trees in front of you. Don't wonder why.
You still haven’t confirmed, but you also haven’t canceled. Just a heads up, the uncertainty is kind of messing with some people here.
Our new, improved algorithm now reports that you are: 99.9% not of the human genome <1% Pacific Islander
I murdered your wife, and you got pretty mad at me for doing that. We’ll call that one a tie. We’re both people!
Are you fucking with me? Because if you are, I swear to God that, with ZERO hesitation, I will absolutely let you do that.
I tell stories of humanity. Some about a guy getting drunk in the woods. Others about two guys getting drunk in the woods.
The Desert Escape: Run into the desert. There, you’ll meet a snake. Name the snake. Name him Benjamin. Benjamin will bite you, but don’t cry out.