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The Alberto V05 shampoo-makers get a prank call about their animal testing policy. All the dog wants is some fruity conditioner and a good pampering!
A career opportunity announcement from 7-Eleven. New combat training and intensive care units make 7-Eleven the perfect career move.
Ever wonder why college kids are always desperate for quarters? Well, the quarter itself has a history of elusion.
A compelling college transportation drama. 'Unit 3, we have an unmarked shuttle headed for the abandoned warehouse. Unit 3, I repeat...... Unit 3?'
A first-person narrative in which a college student becomes the mind of his school's cafeteria, the Dobbs University Center (aka 'the DUC').
College kids remember: trusting others with your alpha-numerics means putting your online life in jeopardy. Keep your password to yourself.
Should people be required to take IQ tests before gaining "question for seller" privileges? You decide with these brilliant, unedited inquiries!
You love to hate cell phones, but you can't live without them. It's about time someone gave some static back to the mobile industry.
Need to live cheap? Not a problem in Athens, GA, where you can eat, drink, park, drink more, taxi home, and still survive below the poverty line.
American people hate nothing more than the thought of 'reading for pleasure.' Now read this article and find out why.
First credit cards were plastic. Then they were gold, silver, and platinum. What element will gain financial stardom from VISA and the scientists next?
An actual flyer distributed around the Emory University campus promoting an event celebrating drinking and getting plastered.