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Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
In order to minimize your academic workload and maximize your partying time, you must learn to spot and take advantage of bullshit opportunities.
Alcohol: it's been by your side as long as you can remember. But now there are a few grievances it must accept to continue being consumed.
Another day in the life of man versus his own brain. Sometimes it's a ball-busting struggle.
Helpful hints for transforming your unquestionably lame presence with the ladies into a viable weapon of seduction.
The 2004 Miss America Pageant may be shorter, skimpier, and less talent-based (thank God), but that won't stop it from sucking even worse.
It's hard to imagine companies funneling hard-earned revenues into temporary employees who build Styrofoam cup villages.
Men have always thrown out all standards after enough drinks. Now women can feel the same uninhibited satisfaction with these female beer goggles!
The 20 funniest, most important rules of AIM. Read and apply, or else risk becoming a social outcast.
Court's actual college admission essay. Caution: 'after-school special corniness' comes in large doses.
Macy's takes on the NYPD in front of cheering thousands in this spectacularly dangerous annual tradition.
How do you get rid of ants in your pants fifteen minutes before work starts? You snipe-pinch them of course!