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How do you stop the extra-large soft-drink phenomenon in America? Maybe we can use it to our advantage...
If you're going to drink and drive, be a man about it. Seriously, the bigger the better.
Feeling a little stressed out with exams and term papers? Get the ultimate cynical perspective here and things won't seem nearly as bad.
Make extra cash at college selling fake parking hangtags. Everyone loves the sketchy campus dealer!
LOL is dead. Every laugh is different in form and intensity, just like in person. Here's how to use physical hand spasms to represent your laughter on any keyboard.
The Alberto V05 shampoo-makers get a prank call about their animal testing policy. All the dog wants is some fruity conditioner and a good pampering!
A career opportunity announcement from 7-Eleven. New combat training and intensive care units make 7-Eleven the perfect career move.
Ever wonder why college kids are always desperate for quarters? Well, the quarter itself has a history of elusion.
A compelling college transportation drama. 'Unit 3, we have an unmarked shuttle headed for the abandoned warehouse. Unit 3, I repeat...... Unit 3?'
A first-person narrative in which a college student becomes the mind of his school's cafeteria, the Dobbs University Center (aka 'the DUC').
College kids remember: trusting others with your alpha-numerics means putting your online life in jeopardy. Keep your password to yourself.
Should people be required to take IQ tests before gaining "question for seller" privileges? You decide with these brilliant, unedited inquiries!