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Human relationships getting stale? Save time, breath, and money by investing in the emotional and sexual stability of a lifelike robot model.
I conducted a little survey to find out how badly I am wanted. I took this survey and I found that 100% of people want me. I mean it’s basic math.
Plagued by guilt over your naughty habit?! Learn the no-fail rationalization for self-pleasure through the six-step acronym known as RADISH.
Those damn hippies are still at it. Fortunately, they also pay enough to convince college kids to sell anyone on the woes of the environment.
It's the one week associated with everything debaucherous and you're stuck at home. Oh sure, it has its upsides...for about 12 hours.
Back pains and difficulty urinating? You might just wanna tough it out... that is, unless you enjoyed your last alien anal probe.
Eventually, the unlucky day will come when you catch a glimpse of your roommate's goods. Are you prepared for the awkward aftermath?
Every year we beg Santa for a few hard-earned gifts, possibly even intangible wants. Don't worry, we know exactly which ones we won't get.
Touching the toilet seat at school is like the chocolate kiss of death. Fortunately, new techniques like the Pinch and Pull keep you clean.
A day in the life of woman versus her own brain. Sure, females come off all complicated, but deep down, it's the same instinctive thought process.
It's not that you're cocky, it's just that if you have a big penis, everything seems to fall in place. From the classroom to between her legs.
It's your typical off-campus house party, highlighted by the obligatory keg or three. But did it really meet all your expectations?