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Everyone loves money, but nobody knows what it is. Is it a food? Is it a drink? If so, is it coffee? Here's some of what you need to know.
Are you the father of those kids, or is Maury Povich sticking a needle in an eight-legged freak off camera? The answer will shock you!
Listen up, ass, you've had your way for way too long. From now on, you will no longer be wiped clean until these demands are met.
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College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Our kids keep getting dumber while the war keeps getting longer. And not even the smartest bomb can compensate for the dumbest kid.
Recently, rapper Snoop Dogg went to a place he rarely goes. No, it wasn’t Notsmokingpotland. It was his grandma’s house.
Hope you saved your receipt, 'cause chances are the gift you got that special someone isn't sending the right message. (Hint: I love you.)
Finally, a day where men get to shove their meat in all the right places. It's a his and hers holiday gift where everyone leaves full.
Getting over an ex is an uphill battle. To get over the hump, you'll need rebounds, chocolate, alcohol and music. Then it's all downhill to single.
Your glands are swollen and you're shaking and panting in a cold sweat. Uhh, you're fine, probably just got the hots for the receptionist. NEXT.
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.