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In an attempt to single-handedly save humanity from the impending arrival of zombies, I have compiled a survival list. Start preparing now, before you're eaten alive.
Is it even possible to stock lettuce for eight straight hours? At Trader Slaves, where the customers eat like rabbits, apparently it is.
It's time for a look at the health issue that's caused the Grim Reaper to hire a tow truck: obesity. Fat people face tough lives, but they also bring great joy to society.
Including a book full of blank, empty pages for lonely, insecure young men titled: 'THE BENEFITS OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP.'
Ah, recycling, being ecological, what a great feeling it is to help take care of Mother Earth. Wait, where do the glass containers go??
Hitler lived a healthy life which we should all...be forced to live. Alcohol was a no-go area and the ever svelte Führer knew the benefits of a meat-free diet.
Rarely are women prepared to hear the answer to the long pondered question, 'What happened to the nice guys?' Allow me to answer and finally clarify.
Lesson #5: Once progress has been made, bring any momentum to a halt with breaks, even though you've only been standing for 23 mins and accomplished nothing in that short time.
I completed my atrociously long tenure at Worthing High School, and now, it's time for a fair and balanced assessment, aka an unnecessarily offensive rant.
Prevailing wisdom holds that joining a gang will provide protection to an inmate. But not always. This list offers an insight into the failures of incarcerated organized crime.
Craigslist: the most trusted, reliable source of employment opportunities available today, according to Fortune and Harvard Business Review. Or not.
Today I came across the most amazing techno/electronic/funky/sexy/crazy/amazing/beautiful/wicked/awesome song. Allow me to explain.