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Listen Todd, the best way for me to help you paint your kid's nursery today is to use my dad's advice to me as a kid.
Kevin Spacey's switching-bodies-with-a-cat movie is surprisingly not the kid's comedy its billed as. No, this is some dark, Lynchian-level stuff.
Confessions of Myron Kampf, "The Geistwriter" behind the infamous German "autobiography."
Your order of: J&D's Bacon Condoms 3-Pack, The Original Infant Circumcision Trainer, and 7 other items has shipped!
So you burnt your weiner and almost burned down your kitchen. Perfect time to learn how to cope with life's tragedies.
I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that no one gets on the subway to make friends. Go away, Overly Social Dude.
My name is Fuck Trees Johnson, I'm rich as hell, and I hate trees. They're breathing all our oxygen, and I want them all dead!
You are not alone, because there is a sad boy inside you. But do not wet your big dewy eyes, stand-up comedy can save him.
Independence was cool for a while, but we're young adults now. And what do young adults do these days? They move home to live with their parents!
At REM Diet Therapy Associates, we program you to dream of your favorite goodies so you wake up satisfied, and eat measurably less in daytime!
An unaltered leak of presidential candidate Donald Trump's most recent health evaluation. The information has been transposed unaltered.
When you get that irresistible urge to post a story about a scandal involving the political candidate you dislike, whisper the news into a seashell.