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Since I don’t have "hot water," or "a coffeemaker" or "plumbing," it's not quite as tasty as the coffee at my coffee shop, but it sure is cheaper!
Mixed up bodies of water, and when your friend from out of town visited, confidently pointed towards Hoboken and said, “that’s Brooklyn over there?”
I forgot my Fire, but I found a packet of Mild sauce at the bottom of my purse. Is that enough? Will that get me to the place I need to reach?
I still remember that first taste, the delicious mouth-feel of the words, the surprising burn as they went down.
"That ball was on the line! And the whole question of borders comes from an outmoded hermeneutic treating the nation-state as a discreet actor."
LD: pig emoji LD: did that work LD: do u see a pig RW: Laura I’m not seeing one!!! RW: does anyone else see a pig?!
Moby Dick by Shakespeare would have seen the white whale be able to speak and he would have sassed Ahab to his grave.
I shall return triumphant—and in my best Dockers and newest Crocs—exactly as the Great Destiny has deemed it to be.
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You name it, I’ve been through it. Casual flings. True love. Nits. Pink eye. And I’ve been a truthteller and a trendsetter through it all.
When I got a text from my wife that you looked at her beautiful food grinders and said, “Are these rocks in your mouth? Who put these in?” I got mad.
If you and your partner are weighing the options of starting a family, consider incorporating your offspring as Limited Liability Children.