I shall return triumphant—and in my best Dockers and newest Crocs—exactly as the Great Destiny has deemed it to be.
When not swimming in estrogen (I have a wife and four daughters), I write stuff that amuses me in the hopes it will amuse others. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. I've been fortunate to have had books, articles, poems and flash fiction published. Sometimes the publishers had standards, sometimes they didn't. My day job in marketing requires a lot of content production and ad copywriting. Sometimes I work hard, sometimes I don't.