1. Real or Fake? I Laugh at Cute Coworker’s Sports Joke Because I Want Him to Ask Me Out

2. I Facebook Stalked Your Whole Family, and You Won’t Believe What I Found Out About Aunt Susan!

3. Inspiring: Tinder Date Continues to Text Me Even After I Ghost Him

4. Dermatologists Hate Me: Well, Just Josh Who Dumped Me When I Said He Wasn’t a “Real” Doctor

5. Watch: I Pretend to Reach For My Wallet and Act Surprised When He Picks Up the Tab

6. Wow! This Guy Seemed Genuinely Kind and Interested In Me, But How I Blow Him Off Because of My Deep-Seated Insecurity Is Even Crazier!

7. You Won’t Believe the Lengths I Will Go to Not to Mention The Kardashians on Our First Date

8. Whoa! Check Out How Our Break-Up Rotted Me From the Inside Out!

9. Real or Fake? I Claim to Be “Fine” With the Fact That You’re Friends With Your Ex

10. 12 Recordings of Cats Fighting That I’d Rather Listen to Instead of Your DMB Live At Red Rocks Concert CD

11. Meet My Handsome Neighbor Who is Changing the Way I Dress to Get the Mail

12. I Decided to Stop Eating Carbs — The Reason Why Will Surprise You (It’s to Conform to Society’s Stringent Beauty Norms)

13. 7 Ways Uncle Jesse from Full House Affected My Psychosexual Development

14. My Date Outfits Ranked from Most to Least Desperate

15. Relationship Goals: Delivery Guy Pretends Not to Know That I’m Eating This XL Pepperoni Pizza Alone