Retro Voyeur IM #3: Google Gets Played

Voyeur IM >> 9-2-05

Retro Voyeur #2 - 9-30-03

A couple of years ago, I was interviewing at Google for a job as a client coordinator, someone who handles AdWords accounts for online advertisers. Before the interviews, the first-ever Voyeur IM was born. What happened however, was that during the interviews at the Google office, a lot of times I would mention PIC as one of the reasons I had gained experience in online advertising. Well, I ended up at their office for over 4 hours, interviewing with what must have been the whole sales team. During that time, one of the employees must have visited PIC and read the Voyeur IM I had posted about preparing for the interviews (at that point I was promoting it on the frontpage as a new feature), because the last couple of people I interviewed with started dropping sly references which could only have been obtained thru my convo. I was, in essence, retroactively making fun of the interview I was CURRENTLY IN to their faces.

At that point, I decided Voyeur IM would have to occasionally take on discretion, for the sake of not fucking up my own life. But now, two years after my decision to do PIC full-time, I feel pretty confident that I can go ahead and post the short, follow-up mockery to the interviews.

courtjester5000: d00d, i'm typing 4 thank you letters right now and hand-delvering them in an hour
courtjester5000: GANG STAR
Gandhi165: at the office?
courtjester5000: ya
Gandhi165: why dont you write them in crayon
courtjester5000: aw;eitgha:W$ilygaj:W$LK
Gandhi165: that would be a lil more personal
courtjester5000: TOTALLY
courtjester5000: and it would show CREATIVITY
courtjester5000: i could rate each interviewer
Gandhi165: you should say this...
courtjester5000: with a big A+ or a C-
courtjester5000: for their skills
courtjester5000: like maddox's kids art shit
Gandhi165: "Thank you for presenting me with the opportunity to work with your company. The interview process that i went through this morning will surely be good practice for a job that is actually challenging and more of what i want."
courtjester5000: ap;osidgh;awlrkgjasdg
Gandhi165: klsdf;lksfd
Gandhi165: or something like that
courtjester5000: that would be great
Gandhi165: i just farted and it smells like rancid milk
courtjester5000: i did the same thing during the third interview
courtjester5000: i just blamed it on the stale coffee creamer and told them i've never been so insulted by such a third-rate pig sty of an office in my life
courtjester5000: i could say something like: "You mentioned the opening salary might be on the low end to start. Does this mean that you are paying less than $100,000 for the coordinator position?"
Gandhi165: lksjfdlksj
courtjester5000: and then: "I look forward to meeting with you again soon. I have attached an invoice for my time spent in your office. Thank you."
Gandhi165: ahdlkfjasdlfjslakjfdlsajdf;lksajdf
courtjester5000: q34;oithyqawpo4eitgjasrghb
Gandhi165: "Hopefully you did not take the interview seriously, as i surely did not. Hope not to hear from you soon."
courtjester5000: "Oh, and by the way, that was you who farted."
courtjester5000: do i smell a comedy article abrewin
courtjester5000: the parody resume followup
Gandhi165: followup thank you letter??
courtjester5000: parody thank you letter
Gandhi165: off the chain
courtjester5000: for sheez
courtjester5000: but but
Gandhi165: good..i can cut the creativity with a knife in this conversation
courtjester5000: they know about my site......
courtjester5000: what is a boy to do
Gandhi165: and that would be the ingenius part
Gandhi165: youre saying all this to them... but at the same time youre not
courtjester5000: wleuithalskrjgasg
Gandhi165: youre running a buisness
courtjester5000: oh yeah
courtjester5000: perfect

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