Inbox and Domain Name Humor

Voyeur IM >> 8-1-06

Werewolf Mikey: hey edit-whore
courtjester5000: hey sexy mamma
Werewolf Mikey: you feel like having some fun tonight
courtjester5000: fuuuuuuuuuuun
courtjester5000: everybody have FUN TO-NITE
Werewolf Mikey: my friend tried to register f@gmail.com
courtjester5000: ;oaisldjfasdf
Werewolf Mikey: said it was either taken or not allowed to do one letter
courtjester5000: GET IT!?
courtjester5000: FAGMAIL!!!
courtjester5000:
Werewolf Mikey: HOMO INBOX
courtjester5000: thats like the one-liner of internet jokes
Werewolf Mikey: it was pretty clever
courtjester5000: FOR A WHITE GUY
Werewolf Mikey: hahaha
Werewolf Mikey: GIVE IT TO ME BABY
Werewolf Mikey: NUH UH NUH UH
courtjester5000: nah-uh, nah-uh!
Werewolf Mikey: "bitch, didn't you see my email addy"
courtjester5000: ooooo
Werewolf Mikey: *goes back to licking stamps*
Werewolf Mikey: "girl, you better check yo box now"
Werewolf Mikey: "it's the only time I'm sticking something in it"
courtjester5000: *spam label*
Werewolf Mikey: salted meats
Werewolf Mikey: pink envelopes with the LaCoste gator on them
courtjester5000: i wanna bring back some other obscure brand
courtjester5000: make it oh so cool
courtjester5000: like....Tonka
courtjester5000: make the yellow truck a status symbol
Werewolf Mikey: ahhaha
Werewolf Mikey: Tonka
courtjester5000: or maybe just a special tshirt that you wear to the bathroom
courtjester5000: for taking a DUMP
Werewolf Mikey: Dump Truck Shorts
Werewolf Mikey: drop it like its building materials
Werewolf Mikey: seriously we should
Werewolf Mikey: hahaha
Werewolf Mikey: we can use the old rejected clothing co. name I made up
Werewolf Mikey: Hilar-wear
Werewolf Mikey: hahahahhaa
courtjester5000: OH WOW
courtjester5000: *registers domain name*
Werewolf Mikey: *cash registers domain names*
courtjester5000: that would be a good name for a domain name auction site
courtjester5000: cashregister.com
Werewolf Mikey: HHAHAH
Werewolf Mikey: DO THAT SHIT
courtjester5000: or, just to buy them i guess
Werewolf Mikey: we are branching out
Werewolf Mikey: into the domain biz
Werewolf Mikey: let's get really flashy annoying web design and make it happen
courtjester5000: yeah, make the simplest task ultra flashy
courtjester5000: middle of the screen is the box where you write the domain name and around it is a circus
Werewolf Mikey: circus.com
Werewolf Mikey: circus.cometothe
Werewolf Mikey: hahaaha
courtjester5000: ;laksdjf
Werewolf Mikey: circussafety.net
Werewolf Mikey: hahwrhawre
courtjester5000: i wanna get shot out of a human cannon
courtjester5000: ...a cannon made of humans of course
Werewolf Mikey: yes
Werewolf Mikey: that's the latest circus feats
Werewolf Mikey: acrobats forming structures
Werewolf Mikey: no elephants anymore
Werewolf Mikey: just 30 men
Werewolf Mikey: 2 of them get to be tusks
courtjester5000: ahahah
courtjester5000: a fake circus if ive ever heard one
courtjester5000: but have the ring leader pretend everything's real
courtjester5000: "and here comes MAMBO, the world's LARGEST female indian elephant!"
Werewolf Mikey: "for only 8.99 a year!"
courtjester5000: *just a bunch of people holding hands*
Werewolf Mikey: what is that?
Werewolf Mikey: ELEPHINO
Werewolf Mikey: Lord of the Ringling
courtjester5000: ELEFONT: the online style of tomorrow
Werewolf Mikey: One Tent to cover them all, One Tent to train them
One tent to host your servers, and One Tent to domain them,
Werewolf Mikey: ELEFONT: an obtuse font with big letterhead and long tails that really charges at your reader
Werewolf Mikey: Bold, daring, severely endangered thanks to so many people hunting it out
courtjester5000: stomp out your audience, indeed
Werewolf Mikey: using only the K's
courtjester5000: with elefont, you can go back to the traditional "hunt and peck" method of typing!
Werewolf Mikey: Trumpet your message across miles
courtjester5000: no more gray areas, it's all black and ivory with elefont!
Werewolf Mikey: Ya HERD?
courtjester5000: *elephant roar from the crowd*
courtjester5000: what did the horny male elephant say to the jewish female elephant?
courtjester5000: damn girl, you got some junk in the trunk
Werewolf Mikey: awerrrr
courtjester5000: *crowd goes peanuts*
Werewolf Mikey: ahwerhawer
Werewolf Mikey: Did you skip the obvious Huge Nose joke?
courtjester5000: almost let it slip by
Werewolf Mikey: man what you been snorting
courtjester5000: *error: no more elephant puns available*

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