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6-30-05

Werewolf Mikey: YEA BABY
Werewolf Mikey: don't you love drinking without getting any sort of buzz
courtjester5000: ewww
courtjester5000: thats totally the worst
Werewolf Mikey: by thew ay
courtjester5000: by the hard way
courtjester5000: (sorry, youre not allowed to type way anymore)
Werewolf Mikey: what does it mean when your yahoo mail has 77 bulk messages sent in only a couple
hours
Werewolf Mikey: hahaha
Werewolf Mikey: that's o hard kay
courtjester5000: it means you have a small penis
courtjester5000: and companies are really getting serious with you
courtjester5000: this time its PERSONAL
Werewolf Mikey: it has to be massive spyware virus
Werewolf Mikey: because they're including websites I go to and people i know
courtjester5000: ya, i get those bursts sometimes
courtjester5000: ive never totally understood it, but email harvesters pickup crazy shit
Werewolf Mikey: alright
Werewolf Mikey: so any tips
courtjester5000: dont give out your email on forums, comment boxes, etc
Werewolf Mikey: i don't normally do that
courtjester5000: k
Werewolf Mikey: what worries me is it says
Werewolf Mikey: "delivery failure"
courtjester5000: ya, thats bs
Werewolf Mikey: it's what i thought
courtjester5000: its a common spam subject
Werewolf Mikey: but if my computer is virusing out all these emails
Werewolf Mikey: that would suck
courtjester5000: nah
Werewolf Mikey: hahah don't worry i didn't fall for the
Werewolf Mikey: "Yahoo Anti-virus Check
stats: no viruses"
courtjester5000: "your bank documents enclosed"
attachment: account.zip
Werewolf Mikey: that was written in the email text
Werewolf Mikey: im not THAT gullible
Werewolf Mikey: there have been so many that it's making me wonder
Werewolf Mikey: is all
courtjester5000: if youre gay?
courtjester5000: oh
courtjester5000: wonder about the world in general i guess
Werewolf Mikey: yea
courtjester5000: someday ill sit down with you and explain
Werewolf Mikey: it makes me wonder if the increase your penis size email will ever stop
Werewolf Mikey: and that makes me wonder if the increase your penis size email JOKE is going to
stop
courtjester5000: thats funny, because sometimes i wonder if my PENIS SIZE is ever going to stop
increasing
courtjester5000: but i guess id rather be in your predicament
Werewolf Mikey: someone should do COMEDY a favor
Werewolf Mikey: and just have a list of topics that aren't funny anymore
courtjester5000: thats true
courtjester5000: cell phone jokes
Werewolf Mikey: well it all depends but yes
Werewolf Mikey: there are some tired cell phone jokes out there
courtjester5000: MALE/FEMALE JOKES
courtjester5000: ;oiajsldfasdf
Werewolf Mikey: tawerawrew
Werewolf Mikey: that's kinda a classic though
courtjester5000: JAY KAY, i can always give women a good beating
courtjester5000: or should i say
Werewolf Mikey: i guess there's always an exception
courtjester5000: women always deserve a good beating
Werewolf Mikey: why isn't there a channel devoted to that yet?
Werewolf Mikey: Spike TV im looking at you
Werewolf Mikey: no nono, i mean im expecting this from you
Werewolf Mikey: i wouldn't be caught dead watching you
Werewolf Mikey: crazy misogynists
Werewolf Mikey: instant cock block if your woman catches you on that channel
Werewolf Mikey: you know what im saying
Werewolf Mikey: HAHAHAHA
Werewolf Mikey: and spike is channel 69 in austin
Werewolf Mikey: hahahah
Werewolf Mikey: gotta laugh at that
courtjester5000: e;ogialjksgfasdfa
courtjester5000: now it looks like a laughed just because you told me to
Werewolf Mikey: court is my little doggy
Werewolf Mikey: hey court go create updates and edit content on PIC
Werewolf Mikey: say every wednesday and sunday
Werewolf Mikey: ooooh you're screwed
courtjester5000: oaisdufjasdfg
courtjester5000: NEW ANNOUNCEMENT: columns are now on MWF
courtjester5000: take that, werewolf prophet
courtjester5000: this isnt the matrix buddy
Werewolf Mikey: court, disobey everything i say
courtjester5000: FUCK
Werewolf Mikey: HAHAHA
courtjester5000: *dissolves*
Werewolf Mikey: awerwrew
Werewolf Mikey: "WOAH"
Werewolf Mikey: "I AM LIKE THE ONE"
courtjester5000: ya, i sorta see that....in the nose at least
Werewolf Mikey: i was just being keanu
Werewolf Mikey: "OY, I must save trinity, but this internet bill is going to cost me"
Werewolf Mikey: "This Agent Smith guy sure is a schtickler"
Werewolf Mikey: tell me truly, Court am I your favorite?
courtjester5000: you're ALL my favorites
courtjester5000: *clings to cliches*
Werewolf Mikey: *pries cliches away from your clenching fingers*
courtjester5000: *amputates fingers in order to save cliche*
Werewolf Mikey: No skin off my back
Werewolf Mikey: or fingers
Werewolf Mikey: why don't you just get pointsincase a ditzy girlfriend
courtjester5000: ignoranceisbliss.com
Werewolf Mikey: here's a peculiarity
Werewolf Mikey: every fan who talks to me says two things
Werewolf Mikey: i think you're funny and I like your beard
Werewolf Mikey: almost as if the two are linked somehow
courtjester5000: werial;jsdfa
courtjester5000: .....are they?
courtjester5000: did you get funnier with civil war chops?
Werewolf Mikey: well either my beard is funny
Werewolf Mikey: or my humor is somehow sexual
courtjester5000: what if a fan said:
courtjester5000: i think your beard is funny and your humor is sexual
courtjester5000: wouldnt THAT be peculiar
Werewolf Mikey: yes
Werewolf Mikey: as we engage in awkward clown sex

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