Yahoo IM Live Contest Excitement

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5-28-04

(From 5-13-04)
courtjester5000: guess what??
SlyKitty1980: what?
courtjester5000: im going
to cali on the 24th!!
SlyKitty1980: really?! how
come??
courtjester5000: amir and i are in this im live contest
courtjester5000: its unofficially official
courtjester5000: as of today
courtjester5000: yahoo
SlyKitty1980
: oh he said something about that, what is it about?
SlyKitty1980: you're coming here for it?
courtjester5000: http://promotions.yahoo.com/messengerlive
courtjester5000: they fly everyone out to TRAIN
courtjester5000: and for media shit
courtjester5000: crazy stuff girl
courtjester5000: its voyeur im to the MAX
SlyKitty1980: whoa! that's so cool!! wait, so why do u have to come out
here?
courtjester5000: yahoo's
in sunnyvale
courtjester5000: or some truman showesque sunshine
all day place
SlyKitty1980: are you both gonna be there? i
mean, are you IMing from the same place?
courtjester5000: well, the contest we do from home
SlyKitty1980
: that's so crazy!! have you been out here before?
courtjester5000: i was
there for the first time right after i graduated in august
courtjester5000: my friend and i spent a week in la in a
convertible
courtjester5000: it got cramped but i loved the weather
SlyKitty1980: that sounds fun! so, what do you do in sunnyvale?
courtjester5000: im still
in the dark
courtjester5000: theres still this little background check they have to
do tomorrow
SlyKitty1980: is your icon Pong??
courtjester5000: yes ;
)
courtjester5000: u likey?
SlyKitty1980: oh yah baby, u know i can't resist it
courtjester5000: i
challenge you to a match
SlyKitty1980: between Pong and
Yahoo, you've got it made
SlyKitty1980: oh i'd so kick your ass
courtjester5000: i wonder
if we can play online somewhere
SlyKitty1980: i dunno, i've
never played. but i'm sure i'd still kick your ass.
courtjester5000: YAHOO
GAMES PERHAPS?
SlyKitty1980: PERH..aps
SlyKitty1980:
i will vote for you guys! i mean it's not like
i'd actually want to hang out with you, but i'll do it just to be nice
courtjester5000: as;ldkfajsdf
courtjester5000: well voting for us doesnt mean you have to
go
courtjester5000: thats separate
SlyKitty1980: OH I'LL GO.
courtjester5000: a;sldfkjasfd
courtjester5000
: i bet you will
courtjester5000: have you been to hawaii
SlyKitty1980: i was saying to amir the other night that it would be so cool if the
three of us lived close to each other, and we could go tag cars and throw eggs at homeless people n stuff
SlyKitty1980
: no, never
SlyKitty1980: but, i don' t have the IM talent. you
guys deserve hawaii!!
courtjester5000: your into
vandalism too?!!
SlyKitty1980: oh yeah!!!! it's way better
than not vandalizing.
courtjester5000: for
real
courtjester5000: ive been vandalized
courtjester5000: doesnt bother me a bit.
SlyKitty1980: really? you probly asked for it. i bet your car was wearing a short
skirt and fuck-me heels. i mean what do you expect
courtjester5000: i figure
my stolen stereos are payback for all the houses ive rolled, street signs ive stolen, houses ive egged, ppl ive egged etc.
courtjester5000: asl;dkfhawesd
courtjester5000: actually
courtjester5000: my car does wear nice heels
courtjester5000: /rims
courtjester5000: and its lowered
courtjester5000: so you know.
courtjester5000: its sexy
SlyKitty1980: have you really egged cars?? mine was egged, i was so mad! it wrecked it
and i didn't know you had to wash it off real fast.. oh, are you still talking about YOUR CAR
courtjester5000: no
SlyKitty1980: didn't think so.
courtjester5000: im
talking aboutthe damage ive done
courtjester5000: BILLIONS
courtjester5000: MILLIONS EVEN
SlyKitty1980: oh my! you have no idea how turned on i am right
now!!
SlyKitty1980: oh wait.. it's cuz i left my vibrator on
SlyKitty1980: nm
courtjester5000: a;slihkaw;4elkgjaehb
courtjester5000: god your so ready for the contest
courtjester5000: can you be my fluffer?
SlyKitty1980: totally. what do i do, like.. dust your keyboard as you
type?
courtjester5000: umm...if
thats what you wanna call it
courtjester5000: yes.
SlyKitty1980
: i'm not sure how it crosses over.. uh huh
SlyKitty1980: there's just not a lot of protocall on IM
fluffing
courtjester5000: we'll
make up the rules as we go
SlyKitty1980
: oh my!! i am so... oh right, the vibrator
courtjester5000: turn it
off and you'll still be going
courtjester5000: and thats not the battery backup kicking in
either
SlyKitty1980: yah, cuz i mean, you've vandalized SO
MUCH
courtjester5000: naturally
SlyKitty1980: tell me about other
things you've thrown eggs at!!!!!
SlyKitty1980: this is so hot.
courtjester5000: ive
thrown eggs at chickens
courtjester5000: i know it was mean
SlyKitty1980: now that's cruel
courtjester5000: ive
thrown fetuses at women so i figured
courtjester5000: you know
SlyKitty1980: yah but those were fertilized
SlyKitty1980: it's totally different
courtjester5000: ohoh
SlyKitty1980: the eggs never had a
chance.
courtjester5000: silly me,
stealing candy from an unborn baby
SlyKitty1980: lol
SlyKitty1980:
mmm.. candy! i like candy because it's so sweet.
courtjester5000: im into
sweets too
courtjester5000: i had dots today
SlyKitty1980: ooo! fancy!
courtjester5000: i figured
out the dot riddle on the back too
SlyKitty1980: what was
it
courtjester5000: too long
to type
courtjester5000: the answer was 6
SlyKitty1980: whatever. you didn't figure out shit.
courtjester5000: fine, it
was 4+3
courtjester5000: told you i got it
SlyKitty1980: oh..... oh.
courtjester5000: and
courtjester5000: oh.
courtjester5000: (that was my vibrator)
SlyKitty1980: wow. it sounds really.. uh.... what are you doing with a
vibrator?
SlyKitty1980: nm
SlyKitty1980:
don't answer that
courtjester5000: i know a
rhetorical question when i see it
SlyKitty1980: mine
doubles as an egg beater
courtjester5000: for ppl
who egg things?
SlyKitty1980: u wouldn't know rhetoricism
if it bit you in the ass
courtjester5000: yes i
woul....oh.
SlyKitty1980: ohhhh that was
brilliant!!
courtjester5000: i expect
nothing less from you
courtjester5000: except for you to CHANGE YOUR ICON ONCE IN A
WHILE
SlyKitty1980: okay, i'll change my icon. you're gonna
be really sorry though
courtjester5000: whatEV
SlyKitty1980: hey, i warned
you.
courtjester5000: no, i
warned YOU
SlyKitty1980: OUCH BABY
courtjester5000: OUCH
courtjester5000: oh shit
courtjester5000: you took my line
SlyKitty1980: ahhahahaaaaaaaa
SlyKitty1980: NOW who's the dean of
IMville
courtjester5000: DAMN
YOU!!!
SlyKitty1980: i mean.. oh god i'm tired
courtjester5000: you im
like it
SlyKitty1980: youtakethatbackyoubig..
courtjester5000: now
now
courtjester5000: dont say the c word
SlyKitty1980: court?
courtjester5000: oh
right
SlyKitty1980: damn. i can't get my whole bondage girl
in the square.
SlyKitty1980:
she's not gonna work
courtjester5000: whoa,
whats going on over there
SlyKitty1980: i tell ya i love
this bondage girl. and i always want an excuse to use her. but then when we were doing powerpoints of paraphilias in my sex crimes class, the girl before me took bondage so i
couldn't use her. what a kick in the ball gag huh
courtjester5000: ooooh
courtjester5000: whoa thats awesome
SlyKitty1980: which part?
SlyKitty1980: yah, i know
SlyKitty1980: all of it.
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