Racial and Homosexual Humor

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2-12-06

MyCoo62: whats crackin
courtjester5000: chillin nigga
MyCoo62: dude im black, thats not funny
courtjester5000: dude, ive seen your tagged photos on fb
courtjester5000: those dont lie
MyCoo62: thats make up asshole
MyCoo62: you think its easy being me
courtjester5000: i dont think it could be very hard
courtjester5000: YIKES
MyCoo62: shit, i should have said, im black from the waist down!
MyCoo62: hiyo!
MyCoo62: ANYWAY, ive been putting some thought into the column, and i seriously cant think of
anything
courtjester5000: *FROWNY FACE*
MyCoo62: *MIDDLE FINGER*
MyCoo62: i pissed all over myself last night
courtjester5000: to alleviate the jellyfish sting
MyCoo62: to get an erection
courtjester5000: golden power
MyCoo62: i hate you
courtjester5000: right back at me
courtjester5000: *self-deprecating*
MyCoo62: *self deficating*
courtjester5000: *defecating
courtjester5000: *editing*
MyCoo62: *not amused*
MyCoo62: *not even slightly impressed*
courtjester5000: *not even trying*
MyCoo62: *is this flirting?*
MyCoo62: *court like boys*
courtjester5000: brb...my fav scene in brokeback mountain preview
MyCoo62: hahaha
MyCoo62: youre only the 50th person i know thats made a gay/brokeback mountain
reference
MyCoo62: still not impressed
courtjester5000: have you seen the movie
MyCoo62: no i havent, have you?
courtjester5000: nope
MyCoo62: are you going to?
courtjester5000: i dont think so
MyCoo62: i hear its a good love story
courtjester5000: last movie i saw strictly on oscar hype sucked
courtjester5000: million dollar baby
MyCoo62: never saw
MyCoo62: wanna go see brokeback together?
courtjester5000: not til i get my fake id
MyCoo62: giggle
MyCoo62: i actually have one
MyCoo62: Chris Williams from Louisiana
courtjester5000: sounds believable
MyCoo62: i dont like your tone
courtjester5000: its C flat
courtjester5000: sort of an unusual key
MyCoo62: *PINKY FINGER BLING*
courtjester5000: someone shouldve told you thats zirconium
MyCoo62: of the cubic variety?
courtjester5000: basic
MyCoo62: served.
MyCoo62: have you ever taken a shit, and your asshole kind of tears, and its like, DID I JUST POOP
BLOOD?
MyCoo62: you know what i mean
courtjester5000: asdofjaskldjfasdf
courtjester5000: have you ever had a dick in your ass, and you're kind of in tears, and its like, AM
I GAY?
courtjester5000: yeah, i konw what you mean
MyCoo62: hahahaha
MyCoo62: sorta
courtjester5000: same thing
MyCoo62: better in than out i always say
MyCoo62: you know what i also say
MyCoo62: "i like the big black ones for suckin and the little white ones for fuckin"
courtjester5000: ive heard you mention that before
MyCoo62: /?!?
courtjester5000: oiaj;lsdkfasdf
MyCoo62: in your dreams
MyCoo62: are you aware of the term "smegma"
MyCoo62: or "shmegma"
MyCoo62: http://www.webster.com/dictionary/smegma
courtjester5000: holy shit
courtjester5000: this guy's got jokes up his fucking sleeve
MyCoo62: come again
courtjester5000: no thanks, im tired
MyCoo62: i just curious...
courtjester5000: what
MyCoo62: *FROWNY FACE*
MyCoo62: haha i just got "no thanks, im tired"
MyCoo62: giggle
courtjester5000: i got jokes up MY sleeve too
MyCoo62: bad ones
MyCoo62: haaaa
courtjester5000: dry cleaned ones
MyCoo62: hahaha
MyCoo62: quit jesting
courtjester5000: jest quit it, ya here!
MyCoo62: OH MY GOD
MyCoo62: that was just awesome
MyCoo62: http://www.gettingit.com/article/56
MyCoo62: "You should not be afraid of eating
penises .."
courtjester5000: "I felt afraid... the penises were enormous," recalls Kalutuo,
MyCoo62: "I felt afraid... the penises were enormous," recalls Court,
courtjester5000: The "butching" of Melanesian boys with homoerotic activity is not unique in the
annals of history.
courtjester5000: ahahaha
courtjester5000: FIND THE PUN!
MyCoo62: hahahahaha
MyCoo62: in ancient rome, ceasers would have palaces populated only by little boys
MyCoo62: to aggressively fondle
courtjester5000: are you still quoting internet articles
courtjester5000: or going on experience now
MyCoo62: nope
MyCoo62: neither
courtjester5000: ITS AN EITHER/OR
MyCoo62: SORTA
courtjester5000: respect the choice
MyCoo62: abort the feti, or not
MyCoo62: either way
MyCoo62: hell yea, mythbusters is on the television
MyCoo62: im out dog
MyCoo62: peace be with you
courtjester5000: let the war continue
MyCoo62: asshole
MyCoo62: all you care about is my oil
courtjester5000: ; )
MyCoo62: man-oil!

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