College Quotes
Henri: Does she go to school in Pomona?
Eric Does she suck a mule under Corona?
Henri: What?
Eric: What?
-Two deafs don't make a right
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About Wesley Jansen
School
University of Wisconsin - La Crosse
At a Glance
One thing I have learned about life is that the best way to impress a lady is to walk up to her and say the following: "I am not a simple man, I am a complex mosaic of interconnected thoughts, feelings, and often conflicting emotions." (Then belch as loud as you can and punch yourself in the face.)
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Wizard of Oz Deflowering
"Is The Wizard of Oz a highly symbolic story about the intricate details of late 19th Century Industrial Politics, changing monetary standards, and the Populist Movement, or is it a story that symbolizes the imminent de-virginization of Dorothy?"
-Wes, on intimate movie knowledge
