Willy Wonka vs. Jesus

Dolph: Why do the Oompa Loompas follow Willy Wonka?
Ariel: Because he saved them. He's like Jesus!
Dolph: Did you just say that Willy Wonka was like Jesus?
Ariel: Yes, they're comparable.
-Watching Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory stoned

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