Turkey, Porcupine, Peacock Mix

Twyla: Dude the creature!
Pam: WTF are you talking about?
Twyla: I see a creature...and it looks like a turkey, a porcupine, and a peacock.
Pam: Uhh, okay.
Twyla: It's a freakin TURCORCOCK!
Pam: God you drank too much.

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