College Quotes
Kyle (holding new golf balls): Hey, Eddie, look at my balls.
Ed: What are you doing with those, you know Lynnie doesn't let you walk around by yourself with your balls.
-On his whipped friend
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About Frank
Hometown
Vancouver
At a Glance
I enjoy heavy metal, playing/watching sports (football, the other football, basketball, hockey), and videogames. I'm also Asian but pretty nicely white washed even though I still speak fluent Chinese and know the origins of most of the important holidays.
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Teaching Girls to Chug Beer
Dan: Frank, can you turn these two girls into great chuggers?
Frank: Yeah, I think I can. I could probably do a beer chugging workshop.
Paul: When your nickname's Frank the Tank, I think you're qualified to teach how to chug.
Frank: It's really mind over matter. It hurts. Get over it. Same with anal, ladies.
-On advancing female liquidity
