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C: Dude, I'm watching a CSI episode where the guy is using salvia to incapacitate his victims before he kills them.
L: We gotta stop doing that drug....
-Drawing real life parallels
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A Strongly Worded Letter Fails
R: I'm not sure I appreciate that.
S: What are you gonna do about it?
R: I'm going to write you a strongly worded letter.
S: I'm gonna set your bed on fire.
R: That is more effective than a strongly worded letter...
-On fanning the flames
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