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Kyle (holding new golf balls): Hey, Eddie, look at my balls.
Ed: What are you doing with those, you know Lynnie doesn't let you walk around by yourself with your balls.
-On his whipped friend
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Stabbed in the Back by Starbucks
Professor Baron: What are you up to?
Girl: I have to go to Starbucks. They didn't give me a knife for my bagel.
Professor Baron: How could they do that? Do you want me to go with you? We'll make a huge scene.
-Fueling the drama at Starbucks
