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Adam: Dude, why are you naked?
Damien: Dude, stop staring at my balls!
Adam: Don't change the subject.
-Adam, confused as to why Damien was sitting alone in a chair in the middle of a dark room
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Smack My Bitch Up
Jess: Dude, seriously, I would punch you in the face if I didn't know that you actually LIKE getting smacked around.
James: You remembered that about me? I'm touched.
Jess: Not lately.
-Saying no to the harmless but slightly creepy guy
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