Rickshaw Pimpin'

Ryan: I need a good job for the summer.
Alan: We could do what we always do and pimp out some hoes.
Ryan: Yeah but I don't know how well that will go over nowadays with gas prices being so high. How do you pimp out a ho to a guy on a bicycle?
Alan: We could give every one of our hoes their own rickshaw to take the guys back to a hotel in.
Ryan: Good plan. And our slogan could be "Come get in our rickshaw and she will suck your dick ya'll!"
-Fighting the good fight against inflation