Joe: So she said she was comin' straight over after work. So I lit some candles, put on the leather thong, cowboy boots and hat. I heard her pull up and got all ready. Then I heard running up the stairs and a little kid's voice as her son opened the door and I went diving into the bedroom to change clothes in a frenzy. She fuckin' picked her kid up first, dude!
Hicks: Wow, sometimes the ways you fail amaze me.
-On jumping the gun