College Quotes
Kyle (holding new golf balls): Hey, Eddie, look at my balls.
Ed: What are you doing with those, you know Lynnie doesn't let you walk around by yourself with your balls.
-On his whipped friend
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About Azalenko Cain
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Perth - WA - Australia
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At a Glance
I'm a 25 year old male desperately fighting the cosmic powers forcing me to become like my dad. I'm a super positive guy working in the most narcissist breeding line of work. I submitted articles once but was shot down with flaming balls of hate. I constantly give positive feedback to those around me, because credit should be given where credit is due. We live in such a negative world. PIC isn't here to offend you jerkwads, it's here to make you laff at the ridiculousness of life.
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Penis Handshake
"Your penis is playing with my hand."
-A's wife, on the art of seduction
