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-Professor Hanns, during a bio trip to a private beach
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I enjoy heavy metal, playing/watching sports (football, the other football, basketball, hockey), and videogames. I'm also Asian but pretty nicely white washed even though I still speak fluent Chinese and know the origins of most of the important holidays.
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