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Home > My Dick is a Lasso

My Dick is a Lasso

Ryne: I was tucking in my rope.
Nicole: I thought you were calling your dick a rope.
Brian: Mine's more of a lasso.
-On straightening up loose ends

Ohio State University From Anonymous on September 2, 2011 | Link |
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