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Kyle (holding new golf balls): Hey, Eddie, look at my balls.
Ed: What are you doing with those, you know Lynnie doesn't let you walk around by yourself with your balls.
-On his whipped friend
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I'd Have Sex with Her After 5 Beers
Heff: Is she hot?
Drew: She's probably a 5- or 6-beerer.
Heff: 5 beers before you'd do her? That's pretty bad.
Drew: But I have a high tolerance...so that's good for her I guess.
-Grading women on a curve
