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Frank: I am Guillermo Sanchez, great grandson of the Mexican desperado Don Juan Diego Sanchez, you may have heard of him.
Meaghan: See, I don't believe that, mostly because someone just told me your name was Frank.
Frank: Goddammit.
-On unwanted shortcomings
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How to Impress the Police
Police Officer: Is all this beer for you two guys?
Mike: Yeah, I hate to break it to you officer but we can drink a lot of beer.
Joe: What I think he is trying to say is that we take the cake and shit.
-While waiting for a ride
