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"A holiday is an occasion where everyone you have ever known and loved ridicules you for being a failure, you occasionally cry uncontrollably, and sometimes those who ridicule eat your food, justified by the fact that you are STILL a failure."
-Henri, on no room for celebration
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Drinking and Driving with Certainty
Police officer: Excuse me sir.
Joe: Yess occifer?
Police officer: Sir have you been drinking this evening?
Joe: Why yes I have.
Police officer: Please step out of the car sir.
Joe: Why? Don't you believe me?
-On eagerness to displease
