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About Johndice
Hometown
Lincoln, NE
School
University of Nebraska - Lincoln
At a Glance
I'm in college...go figure. Other than that I'm just trying to make it through while trying to take 'er easy for all the sinners out there (Big Lebowski reference for anyone that doesn't recognize it).
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Canadian Thanksgiving During Calculus
"Alright, who here is from Canada? One person? You? Okay, well, Happy Thanksgiving."
-"Professor" Bo Deng, in heavy Korean accent at the beginning of a Calculus 2 class
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