College Quotes
Frank: I'm sorry, I don't think we've met before.
Ada: Oh we have. At beer pong a few weeks ago. You whipped out your junk all over the table.
Frank: Oh, shit. I was really drunk.
Ada: Yeah, I know.
-On everyday re-introductions
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Lincoln, NE
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University of Nebraska - Lincoln
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I'm in college...go figure. Other than that I'm just trying to make it through while trying to take 'er easy for all the sinners out there (Big Lebowski reference for anyone that doesn't recognize it).
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Quick Jokes
Canadian Thanksgiving During Calculus
"Alright, who here is from Canada? One person? You? Okay, well, Happy Thanksgiving."
-"Professor" Bo Deng, in heavy Korean accent at the beginning of a Calculus 2 class
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