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Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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Can Body Parts Get Depressed?
Henri: Doc, I have a serious question.
Doctor: Yeah?
Henri: Umm, I know depression is very common, but uh, can body parts get depressed?
Doctor: What do you mean?
Henri: Can individual body parts get depressed while the others are working?
Doctor: As in?
Henri: Umm, well, let's just say that all my visible appendages are cannibalistically amused and my unmentionables are beguiled, stung by the bubble bee of infant sorrow.
Doctor: Huh?
Henri: CAN A DICK BE FLACCID SO OFTEN THAT IT RESEMBLES A STATE OF DEPRESSION!?!
-On less than graceful approaches
