College Quotes
"A holiday is an occasion where everyone you have ever known and loved ridicules you for being a failure, you occasionally cry uncontrollably, and sometimes those who ridicule eat your food, justified by the fact that you are STILL a failure."
-Henri, on no room for celebration
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About JJ
Hometown
Ashland, KS
School
Germanna Community College
At a Glance
I'm a writer/musician, who lives in a house with my roomates Eric and Matt, my dog Skizzo, and Eric's dog Ron Swanson TV Dinner. I have a girlfriend, somehow, and I strive to always use proper punctuation.
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Baylor Apocalypse
"What the hell!? Baylor is picked to finish first in the Big 12 South?! What the..... oh wait, it's in alphabetical order. Whew, for a second there I thought the world was ending, and I'm not ready for that. I haven't even hooked up with a blonde chick yet!"
-Joe, on preseason catastrophes
