College Quotes
"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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Class Away Messages
Funny Away Messages >> Class
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Help! My grades have fallen and they can't get up.
Classic: An away message describing every college student's morning dilemma - class, or sick?
You can't spell Neoclassicism without the class, and that's where I am.
Is there a greater class then upper middle? Yes. Math class.
In class. IN MY DREAMS!
Class, Class, Class, whoa! That sounds so weird now! Man class doesn't even sound like a word anymore! Class CLLLAAASSS CLLLLLLAAAAASSSSSS.....oh my god I'm so fucking high and at class.
I schedule my classes to fit an automatically timed away message program. Currently, I am in [GERMAN HISTORY 293C]. Hope the Nazis still lose. Oops.
I can't hear you, I'm all the way at class. You're going to have to type in CAPS.
If I was an 80's rock group I would be in CLASH, but I'm not, I'm in CLASS.
