Unsafe cyber
sex is clearly hazardous to your health. Just ask R&B piano
legend Stevie Wonder. He went blind from it and never looked
back.
sawyerlocke24:
r u that cyber thingy
courtjester5000:
Yes. sawyerlocke24:
ur not actually a robot r u?
sawyerlocke24:
im confused so u try 2 make ppl not cyber?
courtjester5000:
That is correct. sawyerlocke24:
ok
sawyerlocke24:
im j/w whats wrong w/ cybering
sawyerlocke24:
what harm
sawyerlocke24:
does it do
courtjester5000:
It causes you to go blind. courtjester5000:
Like masturbation.
sawyerlocke24:
well
sawyerlocke24:
what bout
sawyerlocke24:
ppl
sawyerlocke24:
who cant get a bf r gf
sawyerlocke24:
cuz
sawyerlocke24:
i dunno
sawyerlocke24:
there unliked
courtjester5000:
They're ugly? sawyerlocke24:
i guess
sawyerlocke24:
but
sawyerlocke24:
like
courtjester5000:
They should bottle up all of their sexual tension and sell it on
eBay. sawyerlocke24:
they just
sawyerlocke24:
that makes no sense
courtjester5000:
Actually, eBay is quite profitable.
courtjester5000:
So it makes dollars AND sense.
sawyerlocke24:
im horny a lot so i masturbate
courtjester5000:
That poses a substantial opportunity cost.
sawyerlocke24:
is that wrong?
courtjester5000:
Yes. sawyerlocke24:
y
courtjester5000:
Well, you don't want to go around like Stevie Wonder the rest of
your life, do you? sawyerlocke24:
i dunno who he is
sawyerlocke24:
iv herd of him
sawyerlocke24:
but
sawyerlocke24:
like
sawyerlocke24:
yea
courtjester5000:
He is the most famous blind person who masturbated too much. courtjester5000:
He has forgone hundreds of thousands of dollars in profit because he
ruined every piano he ever used by masturbating all over the black
keys. courtjester5000:
Jizz pianos don't sell well on eBay. sawyerlocke24:
ok
sawyerlocke24:
ur not a robot
courtjester5000:
Do you agree cybering is bad now? sawyerlocke24:
no
sawyerlocke24:
i dont see whats wrong
sawyerlocke24:
iv seen a psyciatrist
sawyerlocke24:
they said
sawyerlocke24:
its normal
courtjester5000:
Was your psychiatrist blind? sawyerlocke24:
no
courtjester5000:
Hmm, puzzling.
sawyerlocke24:
if u go on
sawyerlocke24:
almost any site shrink site
sawyerlocke24:
about like teen sexual questions
sawyerlocke24:
itll say
sawyerlocke24:
masturbation is normal
sawyerlocke24:
i also do it becuz it helps me release stress
sawyerlocke24:
it relaxes me
courtjester5000:
Relaxation is the first sign of worsening eyesight. courtjester5000: Do you
wear glasses or contacts? sawyerlocke24:
yes
courtjester5000:
Ok, I want you to smash them and promise me you will not cyber
anymore.
sawyerlocke24:
y
sawyerlocke24:
would
sawyerlocke24:
i do that
sawyerlocke24:
i wouldnt b able 2 see
courtjester5000:
Glasses and contacts are what we in the online medical profession
call "enablers." sawyerlocke24:
w/e
courtjester5000:
One day you will wake up and glasses will no longer save you from
the sudden onset of blindness. sawyerlocke24:
um
sawyerlocke24:
u make no sense
courtjester5000:
Give me some examples of your cyber lines and I will tell you if
they are safe or not. sawyerlocke24:
um well
sawyerlocke24:
we do role playing
sawyerlocke24:
so
sawyerlocke24:
we dont just cyber
sawyerlocke24:
it starts w/ like
sawyerlocke24:
ok
sawyerlocke24:
well
sawyerlocke24:
no
sawyerlocke24:
im not horny now i will another time will ur memory remeber me?
courtjester5000:
No, you have hardly made an impression on me. sawyerlocke24:
well
courtjester5000:
Try wooing me with cyber techniques and I will assess the potential
damage to your health. sawyerlocke24:
ok
sawyerlocke24:
i reach down and slowly unzip ur pants and stick 2 fingers into ur
wet pussy
sawyerlocke24:
there
sawyerlocke24:
...
courtjester5000:
Mmmmm, I'm overheating...
courtjester5000:
I mean, this line is a Class IV Erotic Expression. courtjester5000: Very
dangerous. sawyerlocke24:
um
sawyerlocke24:
y
courtjester5000:
First, your first move must be faster. courtjester5000: Slowly
unzipping pants is far too erotic. courtjester5000:
Blindness could set in immediately, depending on exactly how slow
you go. courtjester5000:
Second, 2 fingers is way too many.
courtjester5000:
I would suggest either 1 or half or zero, otherwise you could
develop arthritis.
sawyerlocke24:
um
sawyerlocke24:
i dont start
sawyerlocke24:
like that sawyerlocke24:
i was just
sawyerlocke24:
using
sawyerlocke24:
a line i might use
courtjester5000:
Well, give me something you have already used. sawyerlocke24:
im 2 tired 2
courtjester5000:
Does that mean you are busy masturbating? sawyerlocke24:
no
sawyerlocke24:
it means
sawyerlocke24:
im tired
sawyerlocke24:
and dont wanna make up cyber lines
sawyerlocke24:
cuz im not horny right now
courtjester5000:
I do not want you to make up cyber lines. courtjester5000: I want
to assess real ones you have already used. courtjester5000: I am
here to help you. courtjester5000: We must
cure this cyber disease you have become afflicted with.
courtjester5000:
Otherwise you will end up like Stevie Wonder.
sawyerlocke24:
y
sawyerlocke24:
wen i searched on google
sawyerlocke24:
4 cyber bots
sawyerlocke24:
it said
sawyerlocke24:
courtjester5000
sawyerlocke24:
prank cyber convos
sawyerlocke24:
...
courtjester5000:
Google is a machine created by Stevie Wonder. courtjester5000: So it's
no wonder. sawyerlocke24:
w/e
sawyerlocke24:
so
sawyerlocke24:
um
sawyerlocke24:
can i talk w/ u
sawyerlocke24:
about
sawyerlocke24:
normal stuff
sawyerlocke24:
like smarter child
courtjester5000:
No, I'm sorry. courtjester5000: We can
only be full time lovers.
