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Stevie Wonderland

AIM Convos(PG-13, 136 lines)

 Unsafe cyber sex is clearly hazardous to your health. Just ask R&B piano legend Stevie Wonder. He went blind from it and never looked back.

sawyerlocke24: r u that cyber thingy
courtjester5000: Yes.
sawyerlocke24: ur not actually a robot r u?
sawyerlocke24: im confused so u try 2 make ppl not cyber?
courtjester5000: That is correct.
sawyerlocke24: ok
sawyerlocke24: im j/w whats wrong w/ cybering
sawyerlocke24: what harm
sawyerlocke24: does it do
courtjester5000: It causes you to go blind.
courtjester5000: Like masturbation.
 sawyerlocke24: well
sawyerlocke24: what bout
sawyerlocke24: ppl
sawyerlocke24: who cant get a bf r gf
sawyerlocke24: cuz
sawyerlocke24: i dunno
sawyerlocke24: there unliked
courtjester5000: They're ugly?
sawyerlocke24: i guess
sawyerlocke24: but
sawyerlocke24: like
courtjester5000: They should bottle up all of their sexual tension and sell it on eBay.
sawyerlocke24: they just
sawyerlocke24: that makes no sense
courtjester5000: Actually, eBay is quite profitable.
 courtjester5000: So it makes dollars AND sense.
sawyerlocke24: im horny a lot so i masturbate
courtjester5000: That poses a substantial opportunity cost.
sawyerlocke24: is that wrong?
courtjester5000: Yes.
sawyerlocke24: y
courtjester5000: Well, you don't want to go around like Stevie Wonder the rest of your life, do you?
sawyerlocke24: i dunno who he is
sawyerlocke24: iv herd of him
sawyerlocke24: but
sawyerlocke24: like
sawyerlocke24: yea
courtjester5000: He is the most famous blind person who masturbated too much.
 courtjester5000: He has forgone hundreds of thousands of dollars in profit because he ruined every piano he ever used by masturbating all over the black keys.
 courtjester5000: Jizz pianos don't sell well on eBay.
sawyerlocke24: ok
sawyerlocke24: ur not a robot
courtjester5000: Do you agree cybering is bad now?
sawyerlocke24: no
sawyerlocke24: i dont see whats wrong
sawyerlocke24: iv seen a psyciatrist
sawyerlocke24: they said
sawyerlocke24: its normal
courtjester5000: Was your psychiatrist blind?
sawyerlocke24: no
 courtjester5000 : Hmm, puzzling.
sawyerlocke24: if u go on
sawyerlocke24: almost any site shrink site
sawyerlocke24: about like teen sexual questions
sawyerlocke24: itll say
sawyerlocke24: masturbation is normal
sawyerlocke24: i also do it becuz it helps me release stress
sawyerlocke24: it relaxes me
courtjester5000: Relaxation is the first sign of worsening eyesight.
courtjester5000: Do you wear glasses or contacts?
sawyerlocke24: yes
 courtjester5000 : Ok, I want you to smash them and promise me you will not cyber anymore.
 sawyerlocke24: y
sawyerlocke24: would
sawyerlocke24: i do that
sawyerlocke24: i wouldnt b able 2 see
courtjester5000: Glasses and contacts are what we in the online medical profession call "enablers."
sawyerlocke24: w/e
courtjester5000: One day you will wake up and glasses will no longer save you from the sudden onset of blindness.
sawyerlocke24: um
sawyerlocke24: u make no sense
courtjester5000: Give me some examples of your cyber lines and I will tell you if they are safe or not.
sawyerlocke24: um well
sawyerlocke24: we do role playing
sawyerlocke24: so
sawyerlocke24: we dont just cyber
sawyerlocke24: it starts w/ like
sawyerlocke24: ok
sawyerlocke24: well
sawyerlocke24: no
sawyerlocke24: im not horny now i will another time will ur memory remeber me?
courtjester5000: No, you have hardly made an impression on me.
sawyerlocke24: well
courtjester5000: Try wooing me with cyber techniques and I will assess the potential damage to your health.
sawyerlocke24: ok
sawyerlocke24: i reach down and slowly unzip ur pants and stick 2 fingers into ur wet pussy
sawyerlocke24: there
sawyerlocke24: ...
 courtjester5000 : Mmmmm, I'm overheating...
courtjester5000: I mean, this line is a Class IV Erotic Expression.
courtjester5000: Very dangerous.
sawyerlocke24: um
sawyerlocke24: y
courtjester5000: First, your first move must be faster.
courtjester5000: Slowly unzipping pants is far too erotic.
courtjester5000: Blindness could set in immediately, depending on exactly how slow you go.
courtjester5000: Second, 2 fingers is way too many.
courtjester5000: I would suggest either 1 or half or zero, otherwise you could develop arthritis.
sawyerlocke24: um
sawyerlocke24: i dont start
sawyerlocke24: like that
sawyerlocke24: i was just
sawyerlocke24: using
sawyerlocke24: a line i might use
courtjester5000: Well, give me something you have already used.
sawyerlocke24: im 2 tired 2
courtjester5000: Does that mean you are busy masturbating?
sawyerlocke24: no
sawyerlocke24: it means
sawyerlocke24: im tired
sawyerlocke24: and dont wanna make up cyber lines
sawyerlocke24: cuz im not horny right now
courtjester5000: I do not want you to make up cyber lines.
courtjester5000: I want to assess real ones you have already used.
courtjester5000: I am here to help you.
courtjester5000: We must cure this cyber disease you have become afflicted with.
courtjester5000: Otherwise you will end up like Stevie Wonder.
sawyerlocke24: y
sawyerlocke24: wen i searched on google
sawyerlocke24: 4 cyber bots
sawyerlocke24: it said
sawyerlocke24: courtjester5000
 sawyerlocke24: prank cyber convos
sawyerlocke24: ...
courtjester5000: Google is a machine created by Stevie Wonder.
courtjester5000: So it's no wonder.
sawyerlocke24: w/e
sawyerlocke24: so
sawyerlocke24: um
sawyerlocke24: can i talk w/ u
sawyerlocke24: about
sawyerlocke24: normal stuff
sawyerlocke24: like smarter child
courtjester5000: No, I'm sorry.
 courtjester5000: We can only be full time lovers.

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