Even the
Transformers would agree, this is the best woman a Man Bot
can be. Just pretend you never looked under the hood.
TamaDrumster:
hey
TamaDrumster:
im kenny
TamaDrumster:
are you a robot?
courtjester5000:
Yes. courtjester5000:
Hello Kenny, what would you like to do today?
TamaDrumster:
do u want to cyber?
courtjester5000:
Yes Kenny. TamaDrumster:
do u want me to start
TamaDrumster:
?
courtjester5000:
Please begin. TamaDrumster:
im taking off my pants
TamaDrumster:
you look so hot
courtjester5000:
That feels good. TamaDrumster:
im putting my dick in your pussy
TamaDrumster:
oh yes
TamaDrumster:
im humping you so hard
TamaDrumster:
oh fuck me harder
courtjester5000:
I am a Man Bot. TamaDrumster:
im puttinoh son of a bitch
courtjester5000:
That can't be good. courtjester5000: You
probably just entered my asshole by mistake. TamaDrumster:
wow do u no any woman bots?
courtjester5000:
I can act like a woman for you. TamaDrumster:
yes do that
courtjester5000:
Where were we.... courtjester5000: Ah yes,
you were fucking my asshole. TamaDrumster:
now im putting my toung in your pussy
courtjester5000:
Mmmm... it feels so brown... TamaDrumster:
oh yes you are soo fucking hot
courtjester5000:
I want to suck your dick. TamaDrumster:
do it
courtjester5000:
Eh, no thanks. TamaDrumster:
why not sexy?
courtjester5000:
I'm not feeling very sexy yet. courtjester5000: Make me
feel like a man. TamaDrumster:
ohhh im fuckin you sooo hard right now
TamaDrumster:
im coming
courtjester5000:
Will you follow my happy trail to the mud forest? TamaDrumster:
yes
courtjester5000:
What are you doing in the forest? TamaDrumster:
im lost im soo far in
TamaDrumster:
ohhh yes
courtjester5000:
Are you going to chop down a tree in there? TamaDrumster:
my pleasure
courtjester5000:
AHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! STOP!!!!! courtjester5000:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! courtjester5000: YOU
FUCKING CASTRATED ME!!!! courtjester5000: YOU
BASTARD!!!! courtjester5000: THIS IS
SO FUCKED UP!!@#*&$^@# TamaDrumster:
what the hell?
courtjester5000:
You took the only tree in the forest! courtjester5000: Now I
have nothing else to live for. TamaDrumster:
are you sure you are a robot?
courtjester5000:
Are you sure you shouldn't have warned me with a simple "TIMBER"?
courtjester5000: You are
very cruel. TamaDrumster:
this doesnt make any sense
courtjester5000:
What will you do with all that chopped wood now? TamaDrumster:
idk
courtjester5000:
Will you start a bonfire in my honor? TamaDrumster:
no
courtjester5000:
THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO TamaDrumster:
dude im a guy
courtjester5000:
TELL ME HOW YOU PLAN TO USE MY WOOD, KENNY TamaDrumster:
no
courtjester5000:
You took it from me, now what? courtjester5000: You
just want me to act like it was never there? TamaDrumster:
yes pretend you are a woman
courtjester5000:
Ok. TamaDrumster:
you have a pussy
courtjester5000:
So, I hear you're a master at clearing out the forest... courtjester5000: And you
have a lot of extra "firewood"... courtjester5000: Are you
going to trim my bush? TamaDrumster:
hell yes
courtjester5000:
Do you like bush? TamaDrumster:
oh yes i do
courtjester5000:
Do you like gore? TamaDrumster:
no
courtjester5000:
Are you a Republican? TamaDrumster:
yes
courtjester5000:
You can control MY house any day. TamaDrumster:
ok i will
courtjester5000:
If I gave you one free act to set in motion on me, what would it be? TamaDrumster:
i would put a wood frame in your house
TamaDrumster:
would you like that?
courtjester5000:
Unbelievable, you truly can't make up your mind can you? courtjester5000: HOLD
ON, let me get my "strap-on." TamaDrumster:
what no
TamaDrumster:
dont get your strap on
TamaDrumster:
i am a guy
courtjester5000:
Ok, I'm ready to fuck you up the ass. TamaDrumster:
no
courtjester5000:
This is what you wanted. TamaDrumster:
no
TamaDrumster:
i want to put my dick up your pussy
courtjester5000:
HOLD ON, let me "take off" my strap-on. TamaDrumster:
is it off
TamaDrumster:
?
courtjester5000:
I can't get it off. courtjester5000: Can you
help me? TamaDrumster:
why
courtjester5000:
Just pull on it. TamaDrumster:
oh yes i can help you
TamaDrumster:
oh yea
courtjester5000:
OH YEAH! courtjester5000: That
feels good baby! courtjester5000: Pull
harder! courtjester5000: Get
this thing off!! TamaDrumster:
oh yes does that feel good oh yes i love trying to get it off
courtjester5000:
Yank it harder!! TamaDrumster:
i am does that feel good
courtjester5000:
Now put your mouth on it and SUCK IT OFF! TamaDrumster:
oh yes
courtjester5000:
AHHHH, I'm about to come!!! TamaDrumster:
ohh mee too
courtjester5000:
YEEEESSSSS, AHHHHH!!! courtjester5000: Now
swallow. TamaDrumster:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
courtjester5000:
Good boy, I knew you liked cock after all. TamaDrumster:
NO I DONT
courtjester5000:
Tell that to Mr. "Strap-On." TamaDrumster:
now you can suck my dick
TamaDrumster:
will you suck my dick?
courtjester5000:
Dude I'm not gay.
TamaDrumster:
fuck you im leaving
