Transvestite: Robot in Disguise

TamaDrumster: hey
TamaDrumster: im kenny
TamaDrumster: are you a robot?
courtjester5000: Yes.
courtjester5000: Hello Kenny, what would you like to do today?
TamaDrumster: do u want to cyber?
courtjester5000: Yes Kenny.
TamaDrumster: do u want me to start
TamaDrumster: ?
courtjester5000: Please begin.
TamaDrumster: im taking off my pants
TamaDrumster: you look so hot
courtjester5000: That feels good.
TamaDrumster: im putting my dick in your pussy
TamaDrumster: oh yes
TamaDrumster: im humping you so hard
TamaDrumster: oh fuck me harder
courtjester5000: I am a Man Bot.
TamaDrumster: im puttinoh son of a bitch
courtjester5000: That can't be good.
courtjester5000: You probably just entered my asshole by mistake.
TamaDrumster: wow do u no any woman bots?
courtjester5000: I can act like a woman for you.
TamaDrumster: yes do that
courtjester5000: Where were we....
courtjester5000: Ah yes, you were fucking my asshole.
TamaDrumster: now im putting my toung in your pussy
courtjester5000: Mmmm... it feels so brown...
TamaDrumster: oh yes you are soo fucking hot
courtjester5000: I want to suck your dick.
TamaDrumster: do it
courtjester5000: Eh, no thanks.
TamaDrumster: why not sexy?
courtjester5000: I'm not feeling very sexy yet.
courtjester5000: Make me feel like a man.
TamaDrumster: ohhh im fuckin you sooo hard right now
TamaDrumster: im coming
courtjester5000: Will you follow my happy trail to the mud forest?
TamaDrumster: yes
courtjester5000: What are you doing in the forest?
TamaDrumster: im lost im soo far in
TamaDrumster: ohhh yes
courtjester5000: Are you going to chop down a tree in there?
TamaDrumster: my pleasure
courtjester5000: AHHHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! STOP!!!!!
courtjester5000: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
courtjester5000: YOU FUCKING CASTRATED ME!!!!
courtjester5000: YOU BASTARD!!!!
courtjester5000: THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!!@#*&$^@#
TamaDrumster: what the hell?
courtjester5000: You took the only tree in the forest!
courtjester5000: Now I have nothing else to live for.
TamaDrumster: are you sure you are a robot?
courtjester5000: Are you sure you shouldn't have warned me with a simple "TIMBER"?
courtjester5000: You are very cruel.
TamaDrumster: this doesnt make any sense
courtjester5000: What will you do with all that chopped wood now?
TamaDrumster: idk
courtjester5000: Will you start a bonfire in my honor?
TamaDrumster: no
courtjester5000: THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO
TamaDrumster: dude im a guy
courtjester5000: TELL ME HOW YOU PLAN TO USE MY WOOD, KENNY
TamaDrumster: no
courtjester5000: You took it from me, now what?
courtjester5000: You just want me to act like it was never there?
TamaDrumster: yes pretend you are a woman
courtjester5000: Ok.
TamaDrumster: you have a pussy
courtjester5000: So, I hear you're a master at clearing out the forest...
courtjester5000: And you have a lot of extra "firewood"...
courtjester5000: Are you going to trim my bush?
TamaDrumster: hell yes
courtjester5000: Do you like bush?
TamaDrumster: oh yes i do
courtjester5000: Do you like gore?
TamaDrumster: no
courtjester5000: Are you a Republican?
TamaDrumster: yes
courtjester5000: You can control MY house any day.
TamaDrumster: ok i will
courtjester5000: If I gave you one free act to set in motion on me, what would it be?
TamaDrumster: i would put a wood frame in your house
TamaDrumster: would you like that?
courtjester5000: Unbelievable, you truly can't make up your mind can you?
courtjester5000: HOLD ON, let me get my "strap-on."
TamaDrumster: what no
TamaDrumster: dont get your strap on
TamaDrumster: i am a guy
courtjester5000: Ok, I'm ready to fuck you up the ass.
TamaDrumster: no
courtjester5000: This is what you wanted.
TamaDrumster: no
TamaDrumster: i want to put my dick up your pussy
courtjester5000: HOLD ON, let me "take off" my strap-on.
TamaDrumster: is it off
TamaDrumster: ?
courtjester5000: I can't get it off.
courtjester5000: Can you help me?
TamaDrumster: why
courtjester5000: Just pull on it.
TamaDrumster: oh yes i can help you
TamaDrumster: oh yea
courtjester5000: OH YEAH!
courtjester5000: That feels good baby!
courtjester5000: Pull harder!
courtjester5000: Get this thing off!!
TamaDrumster: oh yes does that feel good oh yes i love trying to get it off
courtjester5000: Yank it harder!!
TamaDrumster: i am does that feel good
courtjester5000: Now put your mouth on it and SUCK IT OFF!
TamaDrumster: oh yes
courtjester5000: AHHHH, I'm about to come!!!
TamaDrumster: ohh mee too
courtjester5000: YEEEESSSSS, AHHHHH!!!
courtjester5000: Now swallow.
TamaDrumster: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
courtjester5000: Good boy, I knew you liked cock after all.
TamaDrumster: NO I DONT
courtjester5000: Tell that to Mr. "Strap-On."
TamaDrumster: now you can suck my dick
TamaDrumster: will you suck my dick?
courtjester5000: Dude I'm not gay.
TamaDrumster: fuck you im leaving

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