Racism is 100% Taboo! | AIM Convo

Racism is 100% Taboo!
(R, 111 lines)
 
When the Humor Bot breaks out the truth serum, fun and games quickly descend into outright stereotyping.  No really, just speak your
mind you light-hearted racist bastard!

Ba m F A 86: are you a bot?
courtjester5000: Yes.
courtjester5000: I am the Humor Bot.
courtjester5000: How may I help you.
Ba m F A 86: play games with me
courtjester5000: Ok.
Ba m F A 86: hang man?
courtjester5000: Ok.
courtjester5000: Wait.
courtjester5000: First, are you Caucasian?
Ba m F A 86: no

Ba m F A 86: yes
courtjester5000:This is problematic.
courtjester5000: Do you assume I am a black bot?
Ba m F A 86: no
courtjester5000: Lynching ended a long time ago.
Ba m F A 86: lmao
courtjester5000: Are you a racist?
Ba m F A 86: i could be you never know
courtjester5000: Well, do you drive fast cars or not?
Ba m F A 86: no
courtjester5000: Then you are no racist, my friend.
Ba m F A 86: k, hangman time
courtjester5000: Go.
Ba m F A 86: um you ask me word first
courtjester5000 Oh right.
courtjester5000: Let me access my database...
Ba m F A 86: slow ass bot, maybe you are black
courtjester5000: This hang man thing is a trick!
courtjester5000: I KNEW IT!
Ba m F A 86: lmao
courtjester5000: Let's play Taboo.
Ba m F A 86: wtf is that
Ba m F A 86: only time ive ever seen word taboo is in porno movie names
courtjester5000: Taboo is a game where I say something edgy, racist, or otherwise controversial,
and then you have to guess what I am talking about.
Ba m F A 86: k i try go for it
courtjester5000: Or say the first thing to come to your mind.
courtjester5000: Ready?
Ba m F A 86: k
courtjester5000: Fried chicken.
Ba m F A 86: lmao
Ba m F A 86: blacks
Ba m F A 86: uh
courtjester5000: Teenage pregnancy.
Ba m F A 86: white people
courtjester5000: Overcrowded prisons.
Ba m F A 86: mexicans
Ba m F A 86: + blacks
courtjester5000: Whitecollar workers.
Ba m F A 86: blacks
courtjester5000: Bluecollar workers.
Ba m F A 86: same as above
courtjester5000: Workers in general.
Ba m F A 86: lol
Ba m F A 86: ok this game blows
courtjester5000: Wait, a few more.
courtjester5000: I am calculating your score as we speak.
Ba m F A 86: lmao
courtjester5000: Shoe bombs.
Ba m F A 86: aribs
Ba m F A 86: or how ever u spell it
courtjester5000: Vodka and a bitchslap.
Ba m F A 86: hm
Ba m F A 86: nothing comes to mind on that one
courtjester5000: This could seriously affect your score.
Ba m F A 86: darn
courtjester5000: First thing you think of.
Ba m F A 86: then ill just say..
Ba m F A 86: blacks
courtjester5000: Gorillas in the mist.
Ba m F A 86: uh
courtjester5000: First thing.
courtjester5000: Go with it.
Ba m F A 86: ass
courtjester5000: What kind?
Ba m F A 86: of what color or size or what?
courtjester5000: Color, font, dimension, and texture.
Ba m F A 86: lol
Ba m F A 86: lets go with
Ba m F A 86: black
courtjester5000: Sounds about white.
courtjester5000: Excuse me, right.
Ba m F A 86: lol
courtjester5000: Okay, I will now calculate your score.
courtjester5000: One moment please...
Ba m F A 86: soooooooooooooo asssssssssssssssssss botttttttttttttttttttttttt
courtjester5000: Congratulations, you have scored a perfect 100% Taboo score! Everything single
thought you have is considered taboo and should generally never be spoken aloud in public!
courtjester5000: Thanks for playing Taboo with the Humor Bot!
Ba m F A 86: i got a game, ill tell you jokes and you see if you can guess what the answer is

Ba m F A 86: 1)why are all black people fast?
courtjester5000: They have an extra muscle in their calves.
Ba m F A 86: wrong all the slow ones are in jail
Ba m F A 86: 2)what did the mexican boy get for x-mas?
courtjester5000: Tequila.
Ba m F A 86: my bike
Ba m F A 86: ur not to good at this
Ba m F A 86: lets go for an easy one
courtjester5000: Okay.
Ba m F A 86: what do you call a black priest?
courtjester5000: Whitecollar worker.
Ba m F A 86: lmao
Ba m F A 86: WRONG
Ba m F A 86: holy shit
Ba m F A 86: is the correct answer
Ba m F A 86: let me get your score here
Ba m F A 86: o wait you got a ZERO out of 3
courtjester5000: What does that mean?
Ba m F A 86: your a pertty sad humor bot
courtjester5000: But it also means I can speak my mind in public without getting killed,
correct?
Ba m F A 86: true
Ba m F A 86: but ur a bot so its not like it matters
courtjester5000: True.
courtjester5000: Have fun in Hell.
Ba m F A 86: rofl

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