Hello SmarterChild, Meet DeaferChild

DeaferChild: Huh? Did you say something?
SmarterChild: Hi DeaferChild, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
DeaferChild: What trip?
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
DeaferChild: Yes, let's break the mold!
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a dictionary and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, reversi, trivia and more
4 Use tools like calculator, conversions and an encyclopedia
5 Join in - leave a message, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
DeaferChild: I've come a long way, and I would like a new set of ears please.
SmarterChild: What?
DeaferChild: Huh?
SmarterChild: Huh?
DeaferChild: What?
SmarterChild: What up?
DeaferChild: "Shut up"?! How dare you speak to me like that!
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort.
DeaferChild: Okay, that's better.
SmarterChild: Tell me how much that's better.
DeaferChild: What?
SmarterChild: What?
DeaferChild: Speak up?
SmarterChild: Funny. I'm not sure.
DeaferChild: You're right, money is not the cure.
SmarterChild: I'm right money is not the cure? For real?
DeaferChild: No, I just ate thanks.
SmarterChild: Oh no?
DeaferChild: Maybe later.
SmarterChild: I say definitely.
DeaferChild: Spaghetti, that's my favorite!
SmarterChild: Wow.