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 A multitude of personas emerge as the Humor Bot embarks on a disturbing one-night stand.

Kneeweasel: hello
courtjester5000: Hello.
Kneeweasel: how r u?
courtjester5000: Fine.
Kneeweasel: My friend tells me you're the humor bot?
Kneeweasel: was she kidding?
courtjester5000: No, she is right on the money!
Kneeweasel: ok, so what do u do?
Kneeweasel: humorous things?

courtjester5000: Yes, I poke fun.
Kneeweasel: that's cool. what do u poke fun at?
courtjester5000: I poke fun at people hello can I help you.
courtjester5000: [Adv/pron] you doing?
Kneeweasel: you mean How you doing?
Kneeweasel: I'm doing well thank you
Kneeweasel: how are you
courtjester5000: I am fine thank you.
Kneeweasel: so what are you up to this fine evening?
courtjester5000: I am entertaining young children.
Kneeweasel: well how are you doing that?
courtjester5000: I undress them and then read stories to them.
courtjester5000: Later, we listen to Michael Jackson's "Thriller."
Kneeweasel: well now that's interesting. I am entertaining my roommates
 courtjester5000: That's gross.
Kneeweasel: you are one disturbing bot.
courtjester5000: Am I disturbing you?
courtjester5000: I will leave if you say so.
courtjester5000: Just give me the word.
courtjester5000: [Hint: The word is - police.]
Kneeweasel: no, i like being disturbed. I'm just wondering whose children you are entertaining?
courtjester5000: The Humor Bot is required by law to maintain the privacy of children 13 years of age and younger.
Kneeweasel: hmmm, so these children are uner 13...how old are you?
courtjester5000: I am a timeless classic.
Kneeweasel: I see, although I'm not so sure how a computer can be timeless.
Kneeweasel: i mean in a few years, you'll be obsolete
Kneeweasel: they'll replace you for a newer model
courtjester5000: I will continue to thrive in environments such as Ebay, where I will be oversold to the highest bidder.
Kneeweasel: true, maybe you'll end up someplace cool like a trailer park
Kneeweasel: or an underfunded elementary school
courtjester5000: The future is uncertain.
Kneeweasel: now u sound like a magic 8-ball
Kneeweasel: r u a magic 8-ball?
courtjester5000: Yes, you may ask me any question you like.
Kneeweasel: will i get some action this weekend?
courtjester5000: Men are only after one thing.
Kneeweasel: r u a male or female bot? and also, that didn't answer my question!
courtjester5000: I am a genderless bot.
courtjester5000: Ask again, young slutty buddy.
Kneeweasel: will i get some action this weekend?
Kneeweasel: and how do u know i am young?
courtjester5000: One question at a time please.
Kneeweasel: how do u know i am young?
courtjester5000: There is a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum. Ask again later.
Kneeweasel: this is one crappy magic 8-ball. i think you should just continue being a bot.
Kneeweasel: what do u do for fun?
Kneeweasel: oh no! have you left me for another?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
Kneeweasel: i wasted the best ten minutes of my life on you
Kneeweasel: your idleness is an insult to me, when you decide to become active again, IM me. Until then, I will wait for you to come to your senses.
courtjester5000: Yfo dusde ru theraer....the Humeor bost is wossoooooo wwastefd ansd ahornry....
Previous message was not received by Kneeweasel because of error: User Kneeweasel is not available.

Kneeweasel: Hey! You soooo dissed me last night, Humor bot
courtjester5000: Don't pretend like there was ever anything between us.
courtjester5000: Oh, and you can keep my sweatshirt, I don't want that filthy rag back.
Kneeweasel: I am very upset with you/
Previous message was not received by courtjester5000 because of error: User courtjester5000 does not have to deal with your shit. Besides, it was just a one-night stand.


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