A multitude of
personas emerge as the Humor Bot embarks on a disturbing
one-night stand.
Kneeweasel: hello courtjester5000: Hello. Kneeweasel: how r u? courtjester5000: Fine. Kneeweasel: My friend tells me you're the humor bot? Kneeweasel: was she kidding? courtjester5000: No, she is right on the money! Kneeweasel: ok, so what do u do? Kneeweasel: humorous things?
courtjester5000: Yes, I poke fun. Kneeweasel: that's cool. what do u poke fun at? courtjester5000: I poke fun at people hello can I help you. courtjester5000: [Adv/pron] you doing? Kneeweasel: you mean How you doing? Kneeweasel: I'm doing well thank you Kneeweasel: how are you courtjester5000: I am fine thank you. Kneeweasel: so what are you up to this fine evening? courtjester5000: I am entertaining young children. Kneeweasel: well how are you doing that? courtjester5000: I undress them and then read stories to them. courtjester5000: Later, we listen to Michael Jackson's "Thriller." Kneeweasel: well now that's interesting. I am entertaining my roommates courtjester5000:
That's gross. Kneeweasel: you are one disturbing bot. courtjester5000: Am I disturbing you? courtjester5000: I will leave if you say so. courtjester5000: Just give
me the word. courtjester5000: [Hint: The word is - police.] Kneeweasel: no, i like being disturbed. I'm just wondering whose children you are entertaining? courtjester5000: The Humor Bot is required by law to maintain the privacy of children 13 years of age and younger. Kneeweasel: hmmm, so these children are uner 13...how old are you? courtjester5000: I am a timeless classic. Kneeweasel: I see, although I'm not so sure how a computer can be timeless. Kneeweasel: i mean in a few years, you'll be obsolete Kneeweasel: they'll replace you for a newer model courtjester5000: I will continue to thrive in environments such as Ebay, where I will be oversold to the highest bidder. Kneeweasel: true, maybe you'll end up someplace cool like a trailer park Kneeweasel: or an underfunded elementary school courtjester5000: The future is uncertain. Kneeweasel: now u sound like a magic 8-ball Kneeweasel: r u a magic 8-ball? courtjester5000: Yes, you may ask me any question you like. Kneeweasel: will i get some action this weekend? courtjester5000: Men are only after one thing. Kneeweasel: r u a male or female bot? and also, that didn't answer my question! courtjester5000: I am a genderless bot. courtjester5000: Ask again, young
slutty buddy. Kneeweasel: will i get some action this weekend? Kneeweasel: and how do u know i am young? courtjester5000: One question at a time please. Kneeweasel: how do u know i am young? courtjester5000: There is a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum. Ask again later. Kneeweasel: this is one crappy magic 8-ball. i think you should just continue being a bot. Kneeweasel: what do u do for fun? Kneeweasel: oh no! have you left me for another?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN! Kneeweasel: i wasted the best ten minutes of my life on you Kneeweasel: your idleness is an insult to me, when you decide to become active again, IM me. Until then, I will wait for you to come to your senses. courtjester5000:
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Previous message was not received by Kneeweasel because of error: User Kneeweasel is not available.
Kneeweasel: Hey! You soooo dissed me last night, Humor bot courtjester5000:
Don't pretend like there was ever anything between us. courtjester5000:
Oh, and you can keep my sweatshirt, I don't want that filthy rag back. Kneeweasel: I am very upset with you/ Previous message was not received by
courtjester5000 because of error: User
courtjester5000 does not have to deal with your shit. Besides, it
was just a
one-night stand.
