Part I was Baseball Bot as
a fan. Now it's time to move into sports trivia. Uh-oh, it's
a swing and a miss.
STLnxtALLstrCf12: so your the baseball bot courtjester5000: Yes. STLnxtALLstrCf12: your the baseball bot? courtjester5000: Yes, swing away. STLnxtALLstrCf12: wht do u know courtjester5000: Everything about
America's favorite pastime. STLnxtALLstrCf12: who was on deck when carlton fisk hit his home run in game seven of the world series
courtjester5000: Willie Mays and the Sandusky Crew. STLnxtALLstrCf12: willie mays wasnt even on the team courtjester5000: The Baseball Bot has spoken. courtjester5000: Show due respect. STLnxtALLstrCf12: ok who did alvin davis surpass when he bacame the all time hits leader for seattle courtjester5000: Simon and Theodore Davis of the 1967 Oakland Chipmunks MLB developmental league. STLnxtALLstrCf12: YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BASEBALL courtjester5000: The Baseball Bot has hit an inside-the-park homerun. courtjester5000: Please allow me to touch all the bases. STLnxtALLstrCf12: well good 4 you courtjester5000:
Like strike 3, I'M OUT. STLnxtALLstrCf12: good u suck courtjester5000: Okay, I'll field one more question. STLnxtALLstrCf12: ok courtjester5000: Pitch me a fastball. STLnxtALLstrCf12: who has had the latest perfect game courtjester5000: Oh, a changeup huh. courtjester5000: This one's easy. courtjester5000: I have the perfect game. courtjester5000: Don't even doubt the Baseball Bot when it comes to the ladies. STLnxtALLstrCf12: nope wrong again strike three your out courtjester5000: Can I take you out to dinner? courtjester5000:
Come on, gimme a fourth out here... courtjester5000: Shit,
looks like the end of an ERA.
