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OMG Literally Dead Plant: The most common millennial houseplant, it comes in all varieties that ultimately end the same way---dead AF.

We only have 700 miles left! Might be dehydration or crippling fever but think I love these friggin people! Thank you @OTBoltWagons! #final4

Is blockchain when you’re constipated because you ate too many quarters? Is blockchain a European architectural trend?

Juan Baerga, ‘10, has only ever used what he learned from his $160,000 engineering degree in determining which piece to remove in Jenga.

The only thing that stops a bad kid with a dream is a good fully grown adult with a Twitter account. Please heed these social media tips.

Firstly, the phrase, “I know all the words to 'Space Oddity'” is not the best way to start off an application to NASA.

Blocking foot-fetishist would mean losing a follower. It's not a competition, but Gabby has a ton of new followers with her "Trump sucks" schtick.

The Despacito singer received a routine chest X-ray today. Doctors say the Biebs will be “mildly radioactive for the next several hours.” Cute!

A master ball isn’t gonna do it, dumbass. It’s gonna take a brand sponsorship and widespread public interest in your day-to-day bullshit.

What's going on, you guys? There's not a single French politician I can't follow or unfollow with ease. It's literally just clicking a button.

Get ready for that not-so-candid "candid" photo by the Christmas tree of the bride-to-be looking up at her 2-inch-taller groom like he's on a ladder.

OMG! This award-winning humanitarian and advocate for oppressed peoples doesn't know how to operate decades-old agricultural equipment.