Three Tips for Maximizing Your Twitter Experience
Make a pact with yourself to send 10,000 tweets every day. Write down this goal on paper and put it some place where you will see it every day, such as your bathroom.
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Listen Up, Period C Lunch: I AM A TWITTER GOD!
Principal Legree, you hold three college degrees, but have only a pathetic 583 followers. And you claim to rule me? I OWN WESTWOOD HIGH SCHOOL NOW.
Steal These Tweets: America the Absurd
50 tweets highlighting the most ridiculous aspects of American culture. Click on any of them to retweet. Know that you did something funny for your country.
How Guys Flirt with Girls on Social Media
A man's guide to navigating the murky waters of liking, poking, chatting, texting, calling, and friending in order to procure a non-random second interaction.
Ecce Homo Restoration Fail Now On Twitter “New Jesus”
New Jesus: I have been restored.
The Seedy, Sexy Underbelly of Twitter
It was Christmas Eve on Twitter when I tweeted, "I drink Starbucks coffee because when you're single, you forget the taste of butthole." And I immediately attracted the attention of one man.
How to Get Started @Twitter
In Twitter world, you actually have to be nice and give a shit what other people say, instead of just randomly yapping to the world in bite-sized statements. Who knew?!
The Things Gilbert Arenas’ Twitter Has Taught Me…
<div ><p >Washington Wizard guards Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton recently got into a small disagreement over Arenas owing Crittenton $25,000 in gambling debt, an argument that ended in the teammates <a href="http://deadspin.com/5438384/gilbert-arenas-and-teammate-in-gun-standoff-update?skyline=true&s=x">pulling fucking guns on each other in the Wizards locker room</a>.
Life is Tweet
<p>Just doing some catching up. If you're not already, you should totally follow PIC on twitter:</p><p>http://twitter.com/PointsInCase </p><p>If you think, wow, that's really funny, but I wish it had more ramblings about baseball and impromptu rap lyrics, feel free to follow me:</p><p>http://twitter.com/NomChompsky.</p>
All Good Music Festival Plus Twitter
<p>Hey everyone, I am going to be at the All Good Music Festival from July 9th through the 12th in Masontown, West Virginia. If anyone else is going, look for me, I'll be the one staring into the woods like he is about to get attacked by animals. Or you can just scream my name really loud at several different points and if I am around I will respond "What!?" really loudly.</p>