Ecce Homo Restoration Fail Now On Twitter "New Jesus"

They gasp at how you ran for an hour and twenty six minutes at 6:14 P.M. on Tuesday. “She didn’t take any breaks?” they exclaim.

"Existential Risk": You testified before Congress that this technology could end humanity. You also had a product launch that Thursday and it went great.

Let’s call it a reverse Turing Test designed to plumb the depths of human stupidity.