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If you want a salesman who spends all day practicing spitting into a spittoon so it makes a "ping" noise, I’m your guy.

The invitations should allude to the theme of the evening. You could write your invitations on a spreadsheet from work, or some unpaid medical bills.

Do not allow my legacy to be tarnished by an out-of-touch billionaire who is disseminating white supremacist content over the internet.

It’s the only way to hack job market, make killer money, and convince our Robot Overlords to let you keep your original brain!

Get lost in our “A-maize-ing” corn maze! It’s the same as our previous corn mazes, but you will not be allowed to exit until you register to vote.

In traditional restaurants, you may feel societal pressure to treat your waiters with human decency, but there’s no pressure here.

First off, I would like to thank the Ridge Hill Community Soccer organization for re…

I started out as just an idealistic kid with nothing more than ambition, determination, and the portfolio of Fortune 500 clients my father gave me.

So long as your child has no criminal convictions and a clean employment record, he should have no trouble obtaining the ranking of “Top Secret.”

My mom has always wanted me to lift cars like she did: a hatchback off my sister, an SUV off my brother, and the family van off me.

We do not want to mar the beauty, purity, and good vibes of the Federation Gala with the ugliness of politics.

Heather vs Joe: These singles are set to meet on Thursday to open Week 8 and it’s expected to be a close one, as they both have a fondness for PDA.