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Am I OK? What do you care? You’re just thinking, “Did anyone like the bikini pic I posted at the pool before I ALMOST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND?”

Huh, the state beverage of Delaware is also milk! That’s okay. We can drink milk in more than one state!

“Yo! You must be the new year!?” said 2020, seeming to come out of nowhere. “Welcome to Calendar Corp."

Embroidery: Alex showed creativity and initiative by choosing to embark on this task but quit immediately upon realizing that it is difficult.

As soon as I step away from my phone for two minutes, I come back to 8,700 unread messages. There’s no way I can keep up with it.

An infuriating but addicting premise, "Emily in Hot Water" chronicles the Atlantic Ocean’s journey to temperatures not seen in at least 2,900 years.

If you need big words to have fun, or are using five or six big words before breakfast, then you might have a problem.

Edward Scissorhands is a revered cultural icon and I'm just a smelly, obscure German freak. The hypocrisy is unreal.

We promise you'll still be able to throw horns while enjoying all your favorite affordable tribute bands like The Pho Fighters and Avenged Onefold.

It’s been proven time and time again that this country thrives when we reach across the aisle, civilly shake hands, and give our wives their space.

Set aside your worries caused by modern nuisances such as technology, automobiles, and the invention of antiseptics.

“Do we even know if the parents adopted this puppy? What if they stole it? Is this baby even theirs? You can’t believe everything you read online!!”