Fuck It! Movie Trailer Just Going to Show You the Whole Thing
Don’t you think it would just be easier to watch this than the actual movie? Trust me, these are the best parts, the rest is just extra.
Tag: Satire
Odysseus Returns Home After 20 Years, Only to Discover the HOA Has Fined Him $47,000
Records indicate your lawn has not been maintained since 1194 BCE.
GRWM As I Descend Into Madness over My Husband Macbeth’s Murder of the King
Thus my look is doing double duty tonight, I want it to look subtle, yet regicidal– REGAL. Regal is what I did mean.
Things King James I Would Consider Witchcraft If He Were Around Today
I have even espied in my continued studying, womyn folk who call forthe the ensorcelled chariots filled with Maccedonaldes.
One Year After Publication, I’m Finally Getting Attention from Scammers
I am not famous, and my publisher is small, so I didn’t expect the likes of Bernie Madoff or Elizabeth Holmes to come calling.
I Know We Don’t All See Eye-to-Eye About the Office Cobra
We all know the cobra has been part of our company since its very beginning, back in that little office over the combined schnitzel house and shoe repair.
Fellas, I Only Joined the Mafia Under the Assumption There Would Be More Philosophical Monologuing
You all did see my resume, right? I double majored in Philosophy and Theater at Fordham.
An Email to the Adventure Tour Guide Company About My Lost Nalgene
I think the last person to see it was our tour guide, Henrik. Please respond with his phone number. Or Instagram works too.
Peloton Instructor Who Has Clearly Been Reading Too Much Camus
One must imagine Sisyphus nice, warm, ready to sizzle like a fajita. Let's get loose. Let's turn resistance up to 35. Let's make our revolt visible.
Download Our App for Your New Gallbladder
You may have noticed your belly button is blinking blue.
Phishing Emails from Phish
Our van broke down, and we’re asking generous, conventionally attractive fans to help get us back on the road.
After Coming Down the Chimney, I Promise Not to Draw Your Feet While You Sleep
I’m best known as a benevolent holiday figure, I’m also a gifted anatomy artist and an expert at tiptoeing around houses without waking people up.