We Can’t Open Until Someone Comes Up with a Bon Mot for the Sidewalk Chalkboard
If we don’t come up with an ingenious sign, no one will ever come in, meaning no one will share post shots of our killer foam art.
If we don’t come up with an ingenious sign, no one will ever come in, meaning no one will share post shots of our killer foam art.
What is the correct spelling of the fermented cabbage that sometimes goes on hotdogs? Sauerkraut, Sourcrowt, Serrkreet, Soorkroot, or Kimchi?
Mein gott, his calves are whiter than the snowcapped peaks of the Swiss Alps. Achtung, baby!
In traditional restaurants, you may feel societal pressure to treat your waiters with human decency, but there’s no pressure here.
The main responsibility of any dad in a restaurant is to spout off a consistent stream of comedy gold. So many antics!
Our organic farm-to-table eatery is now also BYOM (Bring Your Own Meals). That’s right. You bring the food, we bring the vibes.
Knife and fork pointed emphatically at the waiter’s throat: A not so subtle way to show that you didn’t enjoy the service.
Also, need I remind you, I didn’t try to lasso the waiter with it---I did lasso the waiter with it.
Judging by how few followers he had, I probably knew him best.
Instead of computer hacking, the heroine’s special skill is replicating the fruit bouquets from Edible Arrangement.
A bunker in a cute town with lots of shops and restaurants would be more than fine. Ideally, it would be a community with a high walkability score.
We used to have lights, but we found that they reminded people way too much of their cell phone screens, so we got rid of them.